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Lord Sloth writes...

LIGHTBULB CONTEST

They can see well enough since their TV is allways on.

Greg responds...

tfp

Response recorded on November 29, 2001

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Kelly L Creighton/Kya White Sapphire writes...

LIGHTBULB CONTEST

"How many gargoyles does it take to screw in a lightbulb?"

42.

Greg responds...

tfp

Response recorded on November 29, 2001

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Lynati writes...

LIGHTBULB CONTEST

(...why does everyone automatically think Fang is going to have a chance to ask *Goliath* this again?)

(Fang voice:)"How many Gargoyles does it take to change a lightbulb? ...None! They don't have time to change lighbulbs! They are too busy out harassing innocent citizens who are just minding their own business and locking them up in drafty Frankenstein cells! With no TV! HEY! DON'T YOU WALK AWAY FROM ME WHEN I'M YELLING AT YOU! ...ya creep..."

Greg responds...

chuckling

tfp

Response recorded on November 29, 2001

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Revel writes...

LIGHTBULB CONTEST

"How many gargoyles does it take to screw in a lightbulb?"

*Goliath blinks unphased*

"First you have to figure out how to get the old one out."

Greg responds...

tfp

Response recorded on November 29, 2001

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Lord Sloth writes...

LIGHTBULB CONTEST

Q: How many gargoyles does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: 10, because their so darn stupid!

(Hey, it's Fang we are talking about here)

Greg responds...

tfp

Response recorded on November 29, 2001

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Jim R. writes...

My last post had nothing to do with Noel Leas' post. Purely original on my part. It seemed weird that we both thought of the same basic answer within 5 minutes though.

Greg responds...

Yep. I figured.

But incidentally, if the winner comes down to two similar answers, I'm going to chose the one that posted first, even if it was just by a second.

Response recorded on November 29, 2001

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Jim R. writes...

LIGHTBULB CONTEST

Fang: "Hey, Goliath, how many gargoyles does it take to screw in a lightbulb...?"
Goliath: "None. I can see fine in the dark. How about you?" *POW!*

Greg responds...

tfp

Response recorded on November 29, 2001

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Noel Leas writes...

Hey, Greg!

Long time, no post! I've got an idea for that contest:

Subject: LIGHTBULB CONTEST

Q: How many gargoyles does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None. Gargoyles can see well enough in the dark. ;)

Noel L.

Greg responds...

tfp

Response recorded on November 29, 2001

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Jim R. writes...

LIGHTBULB CONTEST

Fang: "Hey, Goliath, how many gargoyles does it take to screw in a lightbulb...?"
Goliath: "Thomas Edison would be rolling in his grave had he heard you ask that."

Greg responds...

tfp

Response recorded on November 29, 2001

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Jim R. writes...

LIGHTBULB CONTEST

Fang: "Hey, Goliath, how many gargoyles does it take to screw in a lightbulb...?"
Goliath: "Florescent or regular?"

Greg responds...

tfp

Response recorded on November 29, 2001


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