“Gargoyles'” Latest Awakening Is an Consistent Disappointment

Art by Amanda Conner.

Volume 3 of Gargoyles is exhausting.

Not because it’s especially dense or complex; it is in fact decompressed to the extreme, saying little and taking forever to do it. Rather, everything about it just feels frustrating. At this point, the quality of the book’s writing can’t be laid on Greg Weisman re-finding his feet—it’s been eight months—meaning this is just what we can expect the book to be like—i.e., something that makes it clear that Young Justice season 3 was not an unfortunate fluke.

There’s just nothing there. The book isn’t exciting: there’s no craft in the action sequences—nothing to make us impressed at what the characters can do or how they do it. The book isn’t smart or insightful: the gargoyles’ successes—such as they are—are largely mindless, and the characters refuse to grapple with the implications of events or display curiosity. The book isn’t funny—although Gargoyles has never been a place to go for yucks, so that’s at least on-brand. The pacing and world-building are atrocious. The art is…fine.

Granted, the issues since I last checked in on the series have not been as infuriating as that initial arc. Instead, the book has just settled in a pattern of consistent mediocrity. The basic premise of the current arc is sound in theory, but it is stymied at every point by execution that too often suggests complete ignorance of the fundamentals of storytelling. While Weisman is not completely without skill—more on this in a moment—that skill is almost completely absent here, replaced by bits of pretend-cleverness.

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Must be Tuesday in the Labyrinth: “Gargoyles” (Vol. 3) #2

Publisher: Dynamite Entertainment

Story: Greg Weisman

Art: George Kambadais

Cover Artist for my copy: Lesley “Leirix” Li

Release Date (Physical): January 25, 2022

The first issue of this newest era of Gargoyles was not, I thought, a success, with little to remind me of why I loved these characters in the first place and even less to convince potential new readers why they should.  Were I of a mind to be generous, I’d argue that its flaws were a result of having to introduce too many characters too quickly—never mind that there’s no reason why the book had to—which leaves space for following books to do better once that task is done. Is that the case, though?

Technically, yes.

With the task of reintroducing the main cast now done, Gargoyles now has time to actually begin developing the two stories it had hinted at.  Unfortunately, the first and more immediate of the two, the one about Derek Maza and Maggie the Cat’s offspring and Thailog’s interest in said offspring, continues to be the least interesting of the two, a rather baffling introductory arc, and a solid illustration of my problems with Greg Weisman as a writer.

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The Universe Is Bigger than We Thought: “Space Invaders, Part I”

“Um…sir? We have a problem. We have multiple bogeys. Spacecraft, sir.” — Soldier

Written by: Dean Stefan

Original Air Date: October 9, 2004

Teaser Narrator: Zanramon

Characters and Concepts Introduced: The United Nations?

Gargoyles episodes I could make comparisons to: “City of Stone”; “Hunter’s Moon”

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Things Come Together: “High Noon”

“Even shadows must remain true to their shade.–The Weird Sisters

Written by: Brynne Chandler Reaves  (Teleplay)
Original Air Date: September 25, 1995
Introduces: N/A
Timeline placement:  November 13 – November 14, 1995
TMNT episode I could make a forced comparison to: N/A

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Prelude to The Shredder Wars — Snippet 2

April 9, 2009, 7:40 p.m

Raquel Silva loved Shakepeare like you wouldn’t believe.  Loved him since college, where the drama students who would put radically different versions of Othello every year taught her the power of stories.  Had that really been almost thirty years ago?

In any case, when she first begun making waves in the competitive fighting circuit and was told that she literally needed to make a name for herself, there was no question what that name would be.  Granted, it had initially been a pain in the ass to continuously have to explain that her alias didn’t actually refer to the character who actually went by that name but to her husband, but the king’s name on its own just didn’t sound dramatic enough for the venue.  Eventually though, people started getting it–Lady Macbeth: No man of woman born could beat her.

Then came The Society.  While she didn’t much care for its endgame—whatever that was—she was extremely grateful for the perks that came with associating with them.  Not only had their health plan allowed her to stay in the game for far longer than she would have been able to otherwise, it allowed her to send both of her kids to college even after she was no longer making money in the circuit.  Now she made the most out of semi-retirement in Brazil, where she lived with, and took care of, her parents.

The Hotel Cabal was not Brazil, nor was it the sort of hotel she would frequent, given a choice.  It was owned by The Illuminati, and served as part hideaway, part torture chamber.  Care was advised when traversing the hotel; legend was it that one of its administrators, Mace Malone, once lost his way and was never seen again.  This was on Raquel’s mind as she led Takeshi Yoshihama—Master Khan—through the building’s beige halls of drabness.

“You know, there’s no need for you to be so tense,” she told her prisoner. “We seriously don’t plan on killing you.”

“You are Illuminati.  Killing me is among the least you could do to me.”

“Yeah, you’re right.  Still, why make yourself miserable beforehand?”  This got no answer, which wasn’t particularly unexpected.  From everything she’d heard about the Foot’s ninja, they tended to be annoyingly disciplined.  Khan, in particular, seemed like the kind of person who would hide in a closet when not on a mission.  Not at all the kind of person she liked working with, although that didn’t mean she wouldn’t—she too could be disciplined.

After three minutes of some very circuitous walking, the two martial artists arrived at their destination, a door marked 532, a designation that might have been helpful if it hadn’t been preceded by a dozen doors also marked 532.  At the other side was David Xanatos, the man tasked with selling Khan on the idea of betraying the people he had dedicated his life to.

 

Consequences, or the Lack Thereof: “City of Stone”, Part Three

“This bargain calls for an act of good faith.” — Phoebe

Written by: Michael C. Reaves (Story); Brynne Chandler Reaves & Lydia C. Marano (Teleplay)
Original Air Date: September 20, 1995
Introduces: Luach, Macduff
Timeline placement: 1040; November 10, 1995
TMNT episode I could make a forced comparison to: “Tale of Master Yoshi”, “Secret Origins”, “City at War”

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Live by the Sword of Tengu…: “Return to New York” Part 3

” This is my fortress.  My stronghold.  Did you believe you could defeat me here?”–The Shredder

Written by:  Michael Ryan
Original Air Date: October 11, 2003
Recap Narrator: Leonardo
Characters Introduced: N/A
Gargoyles episode I could make a forced comparison to: “Awakening”, Part 5.

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Triangles: “City of Stone” Part Two

“You want vengeance, or a solution?  This is bigger than anything either of us has ever faced.”David Xanatos

Written by: Michael C. Reaves (Story); Brynne Chandler Reaves & Lydia C. Marano (Teleplay)
Original Air Date: September 19, 1995
Introduces: Canmore
Timeline placement: 1032; November 9, 1995
TMNT episode I could make a forced comparison to: “Tale of Master Yoshi”, “Secret Origins”, “City at War”

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Beauties and the Beasts: “Eye of the Beholder”

“If Xanatos speaks the truth…if someone like him can love, perhaps there still is hope for this world.”Goliath

Written by: Steve Perry
Original Air Date: September 13, 1995
Introduces: N/A
Timeline placement: October 1 – October 31, 1995
TMNT episode I could make an incredibly easy comparison to: Ep. 7.04: “The Engagement Ring”

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Screenshot Wednesday

It’s often fun to check transformation sequences frame by frame.  Occasionally, you’ll get interesting single shots that go unnoticed in motion.  Here, for example, is Fox, in the middle of her transformation into  werebeast, but looking more like an evil simian with great hair.

By the way, the review for Eye of the Beholder should be up later this week, as I’ve finally come up with a satisfying alternative to the time-consuming recaps I’d been making and which nobody read.