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Question received on Thu, September 13, 2001 02:08:55 AM

lefay_82 writes...

LIGHTBULB CONTEST

"How many gargoyles does it take to screw in a lightbulb?"

Just one,

get it!

Greg responds...

Uh, no, actually, I don't. But you're entered.

Response recorded on February 14, 2002

Question received on Wed, September 12, 2001 10:03:03 AM

Jim R. writes...

LIGHTBULB CONTEST

How many gargoyles does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

If k gargoyles can change a light bulb, and if one more simply watches them do it, then k+1 gargoyles will have changed the light bulb.

Therefore, by induction, for all n in the positive integers, n gargoyles can change a light bulb.

Logically speaking, of course. Does this sound familiar?

Greg responds...

Not really. But consider yourself entered into the contest.

Response recorded on February 14, 2002

Question received on Tue, September 11, 2001 11:28:13 AM

Alex Katsaros writes...

"LIGHTBULB CONTEST"

"Hey, Goliath, how many gargoyles does it take to screw in a lightbulb..."

Two. One to hang from the ceiling, the other to make him angry!

Greg responds...

Okay, it goes into the contest. Thanks for playing. Results will come when I get to the end of September submissions.

Response recorded on January 23, 2002

Question received on Sun, September 09, 2001 01:15:14 PM

Jim R. writes...

LIGHTBULB CONTEST

"How many gargoyles does it take to screw in a lightbulb?"

A team of Disney writers, artists, animators, as well as one great executive producer to make sure it gets done.

I'm not sucking up, am I?

Greg responds...

Maybe just a little.

Okay, on file 'til I someday get to the end of September. Maybe in 2198, at this rate.

Response recorded on January 16, 2002

Question received on Sat, September 08, 2001 11:28:58 AM

Jimmy writes...

LIGHTBULB CONTEST: You may wanna close you'r kids's eyes.

Fang: "How many Gargoyles does it take to screw in a lightbulb?"

Goliath: I have no time for these games!

Fang: 69! Get it! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
(Hey, it's Fang)

Greg responds...

tfp

Response recorded on December 06, 2001

Question received on Sat, September 08, 2001 01:54:24 AM

Amanda writes...

LIGHTBULB CONTEST

"Hey, Goliath? How many Gargoyles does it take to screw in a lightbulb?"

"I wouldn't know. I have never seen it done."

Greg responds...

tfp

Response recorded on December 06, 2001

Question received on Fri, September 07, 2001 09:29:08 PM

Lord Sloth writes...

LIGHTBULB CONTEST

They can see well enough since their TV is allways on.

Greg responds...

tfp

Response recorded on November 29, 2001

Question received on Fri, September 07, 2001 06:32:29 PM

Kelly L Creighton/Kya White Sapphire writes...

LIGHTBULB CONTEST

"How many gargoyles does it take to screw in a lightbulb?"

42.

Greg responds...

tfp

Response recorded on November 29, 2001

Question received on Fri, September 07, 2001 02:30:54 PM

Lynati writes...

LIGHTBULB CONTEST

(...why does everyone automatically think Fang is going to have a chance to ask *Goliath* this again?)

(Fang voice:)"How many Gargoyles does it take to change a lightbulb? ...None! They don't have time to change lighbulbs! They are too busy out harassing innocent citizens who are just minding their own business and locking them up in drafty Frankenstein cells! With no TV! HEY! DON'T YOU WALK AWAY FROM ME WHEN I'M YELLING AT YOU! ...ya creep..."

Greg responds...

chuckling

tfp

Response recorded on November 29, 2001

Question received on Fri, September 07, 2001 02:20:03 PM

Revel writes...

LIGHTBULB CONTEST

"How many gargoyles does it take to screw in a lightbulb?"

*Goliath blinks unphased*

"First you have to figure out how to get the old one out."

Greg responds...

tfp

Response recorded on November 29, 2001

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