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LIGHTBULB CONTEST
"How many gargoyles does it take to screw in a lightbulb."
Well, you just need one to intimidate the human into doing it.
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LIGHTBULB CONTEST (and I consider this all one entry btw :-)
"How many gargoyles does it take to screw in a lightbulb?"
Greg responds: I'm home right now and the answer is in my office. Ask again later.
"How many gargoyles does it take to screw in a lightbulb?"
Greg responds: Your assumptions are incorrect.
"How many gargoyles does it take to screw in a lightbulb?"
Greg responds: I'm not that big in quantifying things. Lots, I guess.
"How many gargoyles does it take to screw in a lightblub?"
Greg responds: What's a lightblub?
"How many gargoyles does it take to screw in a lightbulb?"
Greg responds: All things are true.
"How many gargoyles does it take to screw in a lightbulb?"
Greg responds: I wouldn't want to tie down my hands and the hands of the artists in this respect.
"How many gargoyles does it take to screw in a lightbulb?"
Greg responds: The world may never know. :-)
Okay, this made me laugh. Not sure how to get this into Fang's mouth, but in the meantime...
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LIGHTBULB CONTEST
Fang> Hey, yo Goliath! How many Gargoyles does it take to screw in a light bulb, huh?
Goliath> I give up, how many Gargoyles does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Fang> About as many as the number of light bulbs that can be screwed into a gargoyle!
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LIGHTBULB CONTEST
Fang> Hey, yo Goliath. How many Gargoyles does it take to screw in a light bulb, huh?
Goliath> I'm not sure Fang, but it only takes one to screw an annoying, bug zapping mutate into the wall to provide illumination.
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LIGHTBULB CONTEST
"Two - but how can they fit inside a lightbulb?"
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LIGHTBULB CONTEST
How many gargoyles does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None. A gargoyle can no more stop guarding the castle than stop breathing the air. And changing lightbulbs does NOT count as "protecting the castle", Xanatos!
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"LIGHTBULB CONTEST"
How many Gargoyles does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, cause only the short one could figure out how a lightbulb works.
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LIGHTBULB CONTEST
"How many gargoyles does it take to screw in a lightbulb..."
Four!
One to screw it in and three more to hold off the Quarrymen!
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LIGHTBULB CONTEST
"Hey, Goliath, how many gargoyles does it take to screw in a lightbulb..."
None! They are all stoned!!
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LIGHTBULB CONTEST
"How many gargoyles does it take to screw in a lightbulb?"
None. Whoever has the Phoenix Gate will go back in time and make sure the light bulb doesn't go out.
TFP
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