Revel writes...

LIGHTBULB CONTEST

"How many gargoyles does it take to screw in a lightbulb?"

*Goliath blinks unphased*

"First you have to figure out how to get the old one out."

Lord Sloth writes...

LIGHTBULB CONTEST

Q: How many gargoyles does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: 10, because their so darn stupid!

(Hey, it's Fang we are talking about here)

Jim R. writes...

My last post had nothing to do with Noel Leas' post. Purely original on my part. It seemed weird that we both thought of the same basic answer within 5 minutes though.

Jim R. writes...

LIGHTBULB CONTEST

Fang: "Hey, Goliath, how many gargoyles does it take to screw in a lightbulb...?"
Goliath: "None. I can see fine in the dark. How about you?" *POW!*

Noel Leas writes...

Hey, Greg!

Long time, no post! I've got an idea for that contest:

Subject: LIGHTBULB CONTEST

Q: How many gargoyles does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None. Gargoyles can see well enough in the dark. ;)

Noel L.

Jim R. writes...

LIGHTBULB CONTEST

Fang: "Hey, Goliath, how many gargoyles does it take to screw in a lightbulb...?"
Goliath: "Thomas Edison would be rolling in his grave had he heard you ask that."

Jim R. writes...

LIGHTBULB CONTEST

Fang: "Hey, Goliath, how many gargoyles does it take to screw in a lightbulb...?"
Goliath: "Florescent or regular?"

Jim R. writes...

LIGHTBULB CONTEST

Fang: "Hey, Goliath, how many gargoyles does it take to screw in a lightbulb...?"
Goliath: "Silly mutate, lightbulbs are for humans."

matt writes...

LIGHTBULB CONTEST

"Hey, Goliath, how many gargoyles does it take to screw in a lightbulb...?"

"Screwing lightbulbs?! What sorcery is THIS??!!"

Jim R. writes...

LIGHTBULB CONTEST

None. By the time they got it screwed in, they'd all be stone when they need to turn it off.