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LIGHTBULB CONTEST
"Hey, Goliath, how many gargoyles does it take to screw in a lightbulb...?"
"Screwing lightbulbs?! What sorcery is THIS??!!"
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LIGHTBULB CONTEST
None. By the time they got it screwed in, they'd all be stone when they need to turn it off.
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LIGHTBULB CONTEST
It would take all of them to catch Bronx first, who would think the lightbulb was a chew toy and later try to bury it.
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LIGHTBULB CONTEST
If it takes more than one gargoyle then we should be asking, "How many lightbulbs does it take to piss them all off before they rip the socket out of the ceiling?"
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LIGHTBULB CONTEST
If it's the lightbulb that powers the clocktower, that's got to be ONE...HUGE...lightbulb.
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LIGHTBULB CONTEST
"Hey, Goliath, how many gargoyles does it take to screw in a lightbulb..."
**slight pause**
"Give up? None. With eyes like those who needs bulbs!" **chuckles** "Ahh, I crack myself up."
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LIGHTBULB CONTEST
How many gargoyles does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, but he would need a human to buy the lightbulb or steal it from the stockroom in the police station
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LIGHTBULB CONTEST
How many gargoyles does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Three-
One to say, "What would you want with a lightbulb? You've got shiny eyes,"
One to whine about turning the lightbulb into a planter,
And one and a starfleet to actually change it.
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LIGHTBULB CONTEST
How many gargoyles does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Gargoyles do not screw in lightbulbs, they ROAR!!!
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LIGHTBULB CONTEST
How many gargoyles does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Five--
A fat one to eat the original bulb,
A lanky red one to criticice the fat one's eating habits,
A large purple one to flare his eyes for light while the bulb is being changed,
A small green one to actually do the changing,
And an old brown one to yell, "SORCERY!" when the new bulb turns on.
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