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LIGHTBULB CONTEST
Fang> Hey, yo Goliath! How many Gargoyles does it take to screw in a light bulb, huh?
Goliath> I give up, how many Gargoyles does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Fang> About as many as the number of light bulbs that can be screwed into a gargoyle!
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LIGHTBULB CONTEST
Fang> Hey, yo Goliath. How many Gargoyles does it take to screw in a light bulb, huh?
Goliath> I'm not sure Fang, but it only takes one to screw an annoying, bug zapping mutate into the wall to provide illumination.
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LIGHTBULB CONTEST
"Two - but how can they fit inside a lightbulb?"
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LIGHTBULB CONTEST
How many gargoyles does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None. A gargoyle can no more stop guarding the castle than stop breathing the air. And changing lightbulbs does NOT count as "protecting the castle", Xanatos!
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"LIGHTBULB CONTEST"
How many Gargoyles does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, cause only the short one could figure out how a lightbulb works.
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LIGHTBULB CONTEST
"How many gargoyles does it take to screw in a lightbulb..."
Four!
One to screw it in and three more to hold off the Quarrymen!
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LIGHTBULB CONTEST
"Hey, Goliath, how many gargoyles does it take to screw in a lightbulb..."
None! They are all stoned!!
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LIGHTBULB CONTEST
"How many gargoyles does it take to screw in a lightbulb?"
None. Whoever has the Phoenix Gate will go back in time and make sure the light bulb doesn't go out.
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LIGHTBULB CONTEST
"How many gargoyles does it take to screw in a lightbulb?"
None, they only screw criminals.
TFP.
LIGHTBULB CONTEST
"How many gargoyles does it take to screw in a lightbulb?"
Are you kidding? They won't even change their loincloths!
Uh... ewwww.
Anyway, it goes in the contest file until I can finally get through September and judge all the entries.
Thanks for playing.
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