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"How many gargoyles does it take to screw in a lightbulb?"
One blue gargoyle to change the lightbulb and a red one to knock him out, hide the body and take all the glory for himself.
Well, first of all, the contest is over -- both in the time frame when you wrote the above and in the time frame when I'm responding. Second, YIKES! Feeling a bit hostile, are we?