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The Gatekeeper writes...

Just a comment on the 2198 contest.
I logged in this morning, saw the contest, then I checked the asked queue. WOW. This is going to take a while to sort through. My thoughts went right to "Welcome to Wheel of Fortune!"
Anyway, Greg, may I buy a vowel?

Greg responds...

Sure. I'm selling "E"s for $219.99.

A's, I's and O's are a bargain at three for $300.00

U's are $29.50

Y's and W's are free if you buy over five hundred dollars worth.

Make checks payable to--

Response recorded on October 05, 2000

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LSZ writes...

Does Mab have any redeeming qualities?

Greg responds...

Sure. Fresh breath.

Response recorded on October 05, 2000

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Faieq writes...

In the Gargoyles Universe, how much truth is there in fortune cookies?

Greg responds...

All cookies are true. Especially Peanut Butter cookies.

(This is my favorite question this month.)

Response recorded on September 25, 2000

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Demona Taina writes...

Okay. I finally got around to ask this. [clears throat]

Do gargoyles need to go to the bathroom?

I figure, not. Since gargoyles turn to stone, stone should absorb everything and use it for energy. It would absorb the sun's rays and the energy the gargoyle got from the food he ate that night. Stone should use everything for energy..

Then again, I could be wrong, so I decided to ask Greg Weisman himself. [bows] So. Do they need to go to the bathroom or not? And if so, do they have to sneak into the police station to do so? :P

Greg responds...

There's a bathroom in the clock tower. But I've never checked to see if it's been used.

Response recorded on September 25, 2000

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Anonymous writes...

1. Are you willing to tell us what spell Demona has left from the Gimora?

2. If so, what spell is it??

Michael

Greg responds...

1. From the "Gimora"? Sure. It's a cool spell for making grapes outta raisons.

2. See above.

Response recorded on September 25, 2000

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Gengar! writes...

Does goliath ever go to the bathroom

Greg responds...

Some decorum, please.

Response recorded on September 25, 2000

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Heidi Doeing writes...

I don't think, despite your multiple attempts to evade the question, that anyone will stop until the real answer is given:
What did Anastacia whisper to Fox?

( ;) just thought I'd try again)

Greg responds...

You misspelled Anastasia.

Response recorded on September 21, 2000

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Ed writes...

After clones, mutates and superviruses, what on earth could Sevarius possibly cook up next?

Greg responds...

Breakfast?

Response recorded on September 21, 2000

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Faieq writes...

I heard about your "Hobgoblins of little minds" episode that you never got round to making. I found this in the big archives, and I was wondering what it was and what was about. I've searched the old and new archives and can't find anything on it except a little post where someone asks about in Possession, why Iago soul went from Brooklyn's body to Coldsteel through the torso, but Desdemona and Othello went through the mouths of the robots.
You responded by saying:
"Not an error. Two ways of visualizing the same basic event. Neither are wrong, but don't read too much significance into it. "A petty consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds" -- Ralph Waldo Emerson ;)
Someday someone should ask me about the "HOBGOBLIN OF LITTLE MINDS" episode that I never got around to doing."
Well is now a good time to ask about the "Hobgoblin of little minds.
Why didn't I just ask you that in the first place?

Greg responds...

I'm not sure why. Get back to me on that.

Response recorded on September 16, 2000

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Kalafarski writes...

Finding myself lost in that massive "Old Ask Greg Archive," I stumbled across a mention of a missing World Tour episode featuring Coldstone in the Himalayas. What would've happened there?

Greg responds...

An entire story.

Response recorded on September 16, 2000

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Mary Mack writes...

More of my idle curiosity...
The oldest known legend about vampires comes from ancient Greece, where they were known as Vrykolakes-- uncorrupted human corpses inhabited by the spirit of a demon.
That's something nifty I know about vampire mythology... Will you tell me something nifty you know about vampires in the Gargoyles' universe?

Greg responds...

They have soulful eyes.

Response recorded on September 14, 2000

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jenna writes...

Greg-

Who is older- Broadway or Hippolyta?

Greg responds...

Broadway's over a thousand at this point. Hippolyta's dead. So that's a tough one.

Response recorded on September 14, 2000

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Matthew Smith writes...

Is it more than a coincidence that Hakon and his descendant Wolf both just happen to be enemies of Goliath? i mean it is a pretty big coincidence isn't it?

Greg responds...

Not in my universe, pal.

(More like destiny.)

Response recorded on September 14, 2000

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Greg "Xanatos" Bishansky writes...

Hi Greg, I wasted no time. The chat just ended.

So, care to talk about Hyppolyta?

Greg responds...

C'mon, Greg, I can't make it that easy.

Response recorded on September 09, 2000

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Sixshot writes...

Did everyone survive the crash of Fortress I or there were casualties?

Greg responds...

I'm not saying until the families can be notified.

Response recorded on September 06, 2000

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Todd Jensen writes...

Just thought that I might tell you that I was very amused (LOL), in fact, by your answer to the question about whether pigs can fly in the Gargoyles Universe ("I've got the bacon, do you have the catapult?") - particularly since I'd never imagined firing pigs from a catapult as a means of accomplishing that feat.

Greg responds...

Then you don't watch enough Monty Python.

Response recorded on September 02, 2000

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Michael Williams writes...

Will the season continue in the future?

Greg responds...

Like fall, spring, winter and summer? I hope so.

Response recorded on August 23, 2000

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Sixshot writes...

Let's ask this differently. Did Kate Mulgrew actually whisper something, a line or a statement, or did she just pretend to whisper? Did the line or statement appeared on the text of the voice cast or not? Beside you, does anyone else know what Titanis did whispered? What about the voice cast?

Will the line or statement meant to be revealed on future episodes of Gargoyles?

That's about it! I hope you add more to the speculations than the actual answer, it's funnier that way!

Greg responds...

It's funnier which way? Cuz I want to be funny. And it's hard.

Response recorded on August 22, 2000

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LSZ writes...

Just what is it that makes Mab and Oberon so powerful?

Greg responds...

Magic.

Response recorded on August 22, 2000

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Andrew writes...

In the episode the gathering (part 2) what did titania whisper to fox at the end of the episode. I have been wondering this for a long time.

Greg responds...

You and what army?

Oh, yeah. That army. <WAVES> "Hi, guys!"

Response recorded on August 21, 2000

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Warrioress writes...

About the "Titania's-whisper-to-Fox": were actually lines(as in WORDS) written for Kate Mulgrew to speak/"whisper" to Laura San Giacomo(as Fox), or was Ms. Mulgrew just sort of going "pssst-pssst"(as in uttering noncoherent "whisperings")?

Greg responds...

You're trying to trick me ...

Response recorded on August 21, 2000

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LSZ writes...

Why should iron harm the fae merely because iron ore predates their evolution? Plenty of things predate the fae; even Gargoyles and humans. Plenty of other metals must also have been around long before the fae. So why particularly cold iron?

Greg responds...

WHY NOT?

Response recorded on August 19, 2000

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Morgan Lord Morgan III writes...

Hi greg,
It's me, morgan morgan.
So how have you been?

Greg responds...

Great. Did you go to your reunion? Who did you see?

Response recorded on August 19, 2000

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Lawrence Stone writes...

How do gargoyles view Homosexuality?

Greg responds...

On cable, like the rest of us.

Response recorded on August 19, 2000

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Scott Iskow writes...

That last question of mine got me thinking...

Are there flying pigs in the Gargoyles Universe?

(Believe it or not, that's actually a serious question. Go fig.)

Greg responds...

I've got the bacon, do you have the catapult?

Response recorded on August 19, 2000


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