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(the guppi) writes...
You're a crazy man, Greg, but you're my kind of crazy. :)
If you're still in the mood after judging the flood of LIGHTBULB CONTEST entries, i thought you might also enjoy some related excerpts from an old thread on the Gargoyles mailing list, as compiled by Marcos "Tony" Rawlings. It _does_ contain a couple of references to characters from the TGS fan project, but they aren't too hard to skirt around if you're feeling cautious. (ImHO it'd be a shame to pass all of 'em up -- some are absolute rip-snorters.) Whether you do decide to give it a peek or not, the listmembers' take on Fang's joke can be found at http://www.spottycat.com/marlos/lightbulb.html . Good luck with the contest, and happy reading?
Greg responds...
As a matter of policy, I have to pass. But thanks.
Kali Gargoyle writes...
LIGHTBULB CONTEST
Fang: "How many gargoyles does it take to screw in a lightbulb?"
"I don't know, how many would it take to pound you into kitty paste?"
Greg responds...
Entered. Thanks.
Z writes...
LIGHTBULB CONTEST
How many gargoyles does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None since screwing lightbulbs aren't part of the gargoyles way.
Greg responds...
And you're entered. Thanks.
Patricia writes...
LIGHTBULB CONTEST
Fang: Hey, Goliath, how many gargoyles does it take to screw in a lightbulb...
Goliath: You mean the lightbulb died? We must have a Wind Ceremony for it. Come. (exits)
Fang: No, Goliath, wait! (signs) Man, he can't even take a joke!
Greg responds...
You are entered. Assuming I ever get through September of 2001, results will be forthcoming.
lefay_82 writes...
LIGHTBULB CONTEST
"How many gargoyles does it take to screw in a lightbulb?"
Just one,
get it!
Greg responds...
Uh, no, actually, I don't. But you're entered.
Jim R. writes...
LIGHTBULB CONTEST
How many gargoyles does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
If k gargoyles can change a light bulb, and if one more simply watches them do it, then k+1 gargoyles will have changed the light bulb.
Therefore, by induction, for all n in the positive integers, n gargoyles can change a light bulb.
Logically speaking, of course. Does this sound familiar?
Greg responds...
Not really. But consider yourself entered into the contest.
Alex Katsaros writes...
"LIGHTBULB CONTEST"
"Hey, Goliath, how many gargoyles does it take to screw in a lightbulb..."
Two. One to hang from the ceiling, the other to make him angry!
Greg responds...
Okay, it goes into the contest. Thanks for playing. Results will come when I get to the end of September submissions.
Jim R. writes...
LIGHTBULB CONTEST
"How many gargoyles does it take to screw in a lightbulb?"
A team of Disney writers, artists, animators, as well as one great executive producer to make sure it gets done.
I'm not sucking up, am I?
Greg responds...
Maybe just a little.
Okay, on file 'til I someday get to the end of September. Maybe in 2198, at this rate.
Jimmy writes...
LIGHTBULB CONTEST: You may wanna close you'r kids's eyes.
Fang: "How many Gargoyles does it take to screw in a lightbulb?"
Goliath: I have no time for these games!
Fang: 69! Get it! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
(Hey, it's Fang)
Greg responds...
tfp
Amanda writes...
LIGHTBULB CONTEST
"Hey, Goliath? How many Gargoyles does it take to screw in a lightbulb?"
"I wouldn't know. I have never seen it done."
Greg responds...
tfp
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