Lord Sloth writes...

LIGHTBULB CONTEST

Fang> Hey, yoy Goliath! How many Gargoyles does it take to screw in a lightbulb huh?

<Goliath stares at Fang>

Fang> I duno either, but it must take a lot since neither Talon or his dumb replicas of you have even BOTHERED to change the lightbulb for my cell. Oh, wait, that's because you all despise everything about me <starts over dramatic sobbing> Nobody likes me, boo hoo hoo.

<Goliath turns away in disgust>

Fang> <stops sobbing> What's wrong Mr G, cat got your tongue? Hey, come back here, or I WILL get your tongue! Aw, you're no fun anymore.